Flash And Date

Hello boys and girls…ooooh I’m all goosebumpy.

Here is my Christmas poem as a gift to you:

Christmas Spirit

Did you wait for Santa or are you all growed up,

Santa never came to me cause I was a little pup,

I tossed and tugged at mammys hair like a cat gone totally mad,

Then turned my attention to my half pissed, ugly dad,

The nuns came singing outside our door with plastic christian smiles,

The half baked gereatric girls with zeppelin inflamed thighs,

I downed the gin, I downed the rum and followed it with whiskey,

Then took some pills from mammys bag that made me kind of frisky,

I then blacked out for half a day, I know it was a sin,

Looks like I’ll celebrate this Christmas in the looney bin.